ࡱ> $&#  bjbj.jjl ( @@@@@@@@$5 U$@@@@@$@@9@X@@@\@4 ѹ̦ O0q qTraining at the Company TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FR: MANAGEMENT RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are specially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct then to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T)  CJOJQJ^JaJmH sH mH sH ezv:&   ,1h. A!"#$n%  i<@< StandardCJ_HaJmHsHtHBA@B Absatz-StandardschriftartH^`H Standard (Web)dd[$\$ B*phezv:&000000000000   deyzuvabeckew"C:\111\Training at the Company.doc@@@UnknownGz Times New Roman5Symbol3& z Arial"9[fA[f #0vBTC:\Dokumente und Einstellungen\abeckew\Anwendungsdaten\Microsoft\Vorlagen\Normal.dotTraining at the CompanyabeckewabeckewOh+'0h  0 <HPX`Training at the Companyraiabeckewbecbec Normal.dot abeckew2ecMicrosoft Word 9.0p@ @՜.+,0 hp  Johnson Controls Interiors  Training at the Company Titel  !"%Root Entry F̦'1Table WordDocument.SummaryInformation(DocumentSummaryInformation8CompObjjObjectPool̦̦  FMicrosoft Word-Dokument MSWordDocWord.Document.89q