> >
> > Scene: The Oval Office
> >
> > Players: George W. Bush, President of the US
> >
> > Condoleezza Rice, National Security Adviser
> >
> >
> >
> > George
> > Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> >
> > Condi
> > Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> >
> > George
> > Great. Lay it on me.
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu is the new leader of China.
> >
> > George
> > That's what I want to know.
> >
> > Condi
> > That's what I'm telling you.
> >
> > George
> > That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes.
> >
> > George
> > I mean the fellow's name.
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu.
> >
> > George
> > The guy in China.
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu.
> >
> > George
> > The new leader of China.
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu.
> >
> > George
> > The Chinaman!
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu is leading China.
> >
> > George
> > Now whaddya' asking me for?
> >
> > Condi
> > I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> >
> > George
> > Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> >
> > Condi
> > That's the man's name.
> >
> > George
> > That's who's name?
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes.
> >
> > George
> > Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
> >
> > Condi
> > That's correct.
> >
> > George
> > Then who is in China?
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Yassir is in China?
> >
> > Condi
> > No, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Then who is?
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Yassir?
> >
> > Condi
> > No, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me
> > the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> >
> > Condi
> > Kofi?
> >
> > George
> > No, thanks.
> >
> > Condi
> > You want Kofi?
> >
> > George
> > No.
> >
> > Condi
> > You don't want Kofi.
> >
> > George
> > No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
> > get me the U.N.
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes, sir.
> >
> > George
> > Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> >
> > Condi
> > Kofi?
> >
> > George
> > Milk! Will you please make the call?
> >
> > Condi
> > And call who?
> >
> > George
> > Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >
> > Condi
> > Hu is the guy in China.
> >
> > George
> > Will you stay out of China?!
> >
> > Condi
> > Yes, sir.
> >
> > George
> > And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
> >
> > Condi
> > Kofi.
> >
> > George
> > All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> >
> >
> > (Condi picks up the phone.)
> >
> > Condi
> > Rice, here.
> >
> > George
> > Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send
> > some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food
> > in the Middle East?
> >
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