Maschen-Draht-Zaun 

I'm a lonesome rider, I'm a real tough guy,
I tell you livin' ain't easy, but every day I try.
I've seen a million places, baby I get around,
with a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun.

I'm a hardworking man, I don't need much in live.
I got my horse, I got my boots, a hat and a knife.
All I really need can surely be found:
I need girls, I need whisky and Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

All the ladies wanna have me, I'm a handsome boy,
and all the boys want me, too, in espescially Siegfried and Roy.
I'm a sexmachine, baby, I had more girls than James Brows,
and I fucked them all on the Maschendrahtzaun.

But now the time has gone by and something happened to me:
I'm only half the man I used to be.
I was the sexiest man in the whole big town
before I ripped my balls on the Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

I was also a Sheriff, I was fighting for right,
I was protecting law and order every day, every night.
I was hunting a man with a big, fat Bauch,
and I caught him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch.

And now the story is over, I had a good, good life,
I still got my horse, my boots and my knife.
I did a lot of traveling, but now I settle down,
at the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.
Yeah!